What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 00:24

Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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A View to a Kill
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
Can people who have never met you tell if you are a covert narcissist?
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
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